put-itdownonme:

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  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
  • queerhawkeye:

    there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

    winterfellis:

    you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

    belle-amoure:

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